bestnatesmithever:

How we all look while trying to navigate adulthood

bestnatesmithever:

How we all look while trying to navigate adulthood

(Source: zaiga)

(Reblogged from spookykisaragi)

carnotaurus-sassytrei:

konkeydongcountry:

sreido:

where was this when I was small enough to fit in it

you say that like i’m not gonna just awkwardly squeeze myself into it

if it worked for bowser, it’ll work for me

having worked at toys r us

i can assure you that size is no obstacle for adults wanting to hop on a kiddy toy

the grotesque contortions of the human bodies i have seen will chase me to the grave

(Reblogged from kagespookaru)

sodomymcscurvylegs:

ronaldtherapist:

IM ACTUALLY LAUGHNG SO HARD

I FUCKING LOSE IT EVERY TIME THIS MAKES AROUND TO MY DASHBOARD!

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

(Reblogged from mamafriesmeal)

thetrashiestoftrash:

kibayuuji:

he’s also a butcher, a baker, and a candlestick maker!

#what is he NOT is the real question

a humble man

(Source: tezukamiyuki)

(Reblogged from mamafriesmeal)
(Reblogged from stickysheep)

onlylolgifs:

Computer simulations that teach themselves to walk.

(Reblogged from kagespookaru)
"Who even needs alchemy? When I've got THEM."

(Source: brrendas)

(Reblogged from cykess)

preschtale:

logicgoeshere:

der-prinz-aus-stahl:

basiumis:

datjukebird:

condensation

Condensation

cream

The best are the shirts with sayings:

PEANUTBUTTERCHOCOLATEBAR
MOTHERFUCKER

(Source: makemelaughblog)

(Reblogged from mamafriesmeal)
4gifs:

:D     D:  [video]

4gifs:

:D     D:  [video]

(Reblogged from 4gifs)

its-a-joke-mkay:

fidefortitude:

crofefs:

i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.

I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.

Fuck this.

Dude it’s from spongebob

(Source: lordheck)

(Reblogged from arealshinmegamitenseigame)

modernpolymath:

nazvseverything:

iamxmrk:

This is why I hate texting sometimes.

Every text conversation between me and my siblings summarized in a nutshell

This speaks to me on a spiritual level.

(Source: cc.com)

(Reblogged from someghostslife)
principalcellist:

sara-the-dork:

i-havent-been-the-same-since-i:

caz-tiel:

hothaute:

Imagine you’re like in a party and somebody tells you “somebody died fast we need to go to the funeral” and you’re just like

what the fuck kind of scenario is that

a gatsby party

TOO SOON

THE BOOKS BEEN OUT SINCE 1925 YOU ABSOLUTE PANCAKE

principalcellist:

sara-the-dork:

i-havent-been-the-same-since-i:

caz-tiel:

hothaute:

Imagine you’re like in a party and somebody tells you “somebody died fast we need to go to the funeral” and you’re just like

what the fuck kind of scenario is that

a gatsby party

TOO SOON

THE BOOKS BEEN OUT SINCE 1925 YOU ABSOLUTE PANCAKE

(Reblogged from thewalkingtoaster)
carrotsarepeopletoo:

perfcub:

Radical Orpheus descends to the underworld.

he wrote eurydice power ballads with guitar solos so intense they made hades headbang

carrotsarepeopletoo:

perfcub:

Radical Orpheus descends to the underworld.

he wrote eurydice power ballads with guitar solos so intense they made hades headbang

(Source: thumbeliina)

(Reblogged from someghostslife)

leander-ligo:

Best fourth wall break in history. Seriously, y’all need to watch Wilfred it’s the best

(Reblogged from kagespookaru)

(Source: jonnovstheinternet)

(Reblogged from firemen)